Killian: Daddy you need to feed the alligator
Me: Okay (reaches into the diaper bag) I found some grape juice for him
Beck: Daddy...that is bum cream
Killian: (Makes all kinds of gagging noises) Oh no, alligators don't like bum cream
Killian: Daddy?
Me: Yes Killian
Killian: You need to buy me presents
Me: Why do I need to buy you presents?
Killian: So I poop on the potty
Me: Are you going to buy me presents?
Killian: Daddy, you don't poop on the potty
Killian and Beck pointing at the Dinosaur movie on TV
Me: What do they see?
Beck: They see a very naughty dinosaur
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